About fire in our bellies, & about furtive little feelings.
I know I’m not the one who is habitually optimistic, but I’m the one who’s got the microphone here so just remember this:
Yeah, well life is about love, last minutes and lost evenings,
About fire in our bellies and about furtive little feelings.
About the aching amplitude that sets our needles all aflickering,
And they help us with remembering, that the only thing that’s left to do is live.
Yeah the only thing that’s left to do is live, after all of the loving and the loosing, the only thing that’s left to do, is get another round in at the bar.
I feel like any time I eat lately I wind up feeling ill, and it sucks because I really like food. :-(. Wtf is up with you body!?
—Katey Chrest (via maraaxd)
If you are able to drink/can afford it go buy a litre of hazelnut milk and make a hot chocolate with it.
It tastes like liquid Ferrero Rocher.
oooooh I wanna try this
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve found.
"Okay, look, I hear what you’re saying and everything, but seriously — do you prefer haunting people or places? Because like, you’ve got to like one more than the other, otherwise it just doesn’t make any sense. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not stupid or anything, and I know everybody fools around a little when they’re just out of life; that’s different, you know? When you’re young and freshly non-corporeal, and maybe you’re trying to figure yourself out a little — like, whatever, I mean, that’s fine. But at some point, you’ve got to just make a decision. I’m just saying, what happens when you find a dilapidated shack you really like and decide to settle down? Am I supposed to believe that at that point, once you’ve become a dedicated house haunter, that you could just up and recommit yourself to following some person around one day? Come on, man. You’ve got to hear how crazy that sounds.”
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth
did you take sex ed in texas
let me just say that i live in texas and in my sexual education a girl asked what the clitoris was and the teacher told her that it didn’t exist.
You have whole, half-and-half, 2%, and skim:
Whole gay is 100% my-gender-only.
Half-and-Half is Bisexuality, and it goes well with coffee.
2% Gay is Straight, but Shit Happens.
Skim Gay is 99% straight, until exposed to Tom Hiddleson and/or Jennifer Lawrence:
'But shit happens' hahahahaha
And all of them taste wonderful when you add chocolate syrup.
What wage gap
why is it so hard to get how awful you are when you refuse to apologize?
YOU DIDN’T MEAN TO HIT SOMEONE WITH A CAR DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T GO TO JAIL FOR MANSLAUGHTER
If you accidentally step on some one’s toes, you apologize. It’s just common sense - you obviously didn’t stomp on their toes on purpose, but you HURT THEM regardless. The same courtesy should be there when you accidentally hurt some one emotionally, too. You didn’t mean to, but that doesn’t change what happened. Apologize sincerely, make an effort to never do it again, and do NOT continue to sit there repeating “but I didn’t mean to” over and over again. They know that, but their toes still fucking hurt.
Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.
What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? PEOPLE FROM THE CAPITOL JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.
the fact that she fits in perfectly.